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unfollowfriday:

white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses

(via 14-98)

drarna:

it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense

(Source: neptunain, via no-fear-of-spoons)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via pink-babyyyy)

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

(via thuychainz)