I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

(via notsosupersami)

  • monotheists: i swear to god
  • polytheists: i swear by every ancient god whose nigh unutterable name i hath whispered syllable by syllable in terrible love and lovely terror to the vast material void of night
  • me flirting: so what's the deal with having to exist as a physical entity